Stating The Obvious and Life's Truisms

"You know what I like?" inquired my sister in the context of a discussion of food. Followed by a pregnant pause, she says, "Bacon"

Ummmmmm, yeah, kinda goes without saying.

With the good, always comes the bad.

"The only bad thing about it is that when you're in a wheelchair, it splatters in your eyes."

Who knew?