Friday, May 30, 2008

Updates

Elijah...
...is HUGE and hilarious.

Abe...
...is so in love with reading and lazy that I busted him reading my knitting book because, "it was next to my yellow chair."

Darryl...
...is getting fat. The proof, spoken by the man himself:
1. "My ass is trying to crawl out of my pants."
2. "I've decided to call these jeans my nut crackers.
...is not very bright. The proof:
SK: "I'm a 36. What am I'm going to do??"
A: "You could lose some weight or buy 38s."
SK: Completely dumbfounded, "What??????"

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